Name: Dire Game Reviewer
Description: A black body with a black hat.
Mode of Attack: Scratching the player causing them to lose a total of twelve HP.
Habitat: Spawns in "landrush" the new map. Also on any Dire Game Reviewer Spawner.
Rewards: The reward of defeating the Dire Game Reviewers is seven gold coins.
Health: The health of the Dire Game Reviewer is 30.